A blurry smartphone screenshot shows two stacked street signs posted outdoors, each printed in bold red letters on a pale background. The repeated message reads “WE BUY SOULS!” followed by the phone number “(213) 293-9156,” formatted like a low-budget roadside ad for cash-for-cars, pawn shops, or “we buy houses” services.
The ordinary phone status bar and slightly shaky, zoomed-in framing make it feel like someone spotted this in real life and hurriedly documented it. The sign’s cheap, practical design makes the supernatural claim even more absurd, as if soul-purchasing were just another neighborhood service.