Jack Nicholson
"SO I'M BANGING THIS ASIAN CHICK I PICKED UP AT THE BAR AND THE WHOLE TIME SHE'S SCREAMING THIS OTHER GUY'S NAME...
... WHO THE HELL IS THIS "RON HOLE""
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