SATISFY YOUR VALENTINE WITH A FOOTLONG Best I can
The image is a two-part meme, with the top half showcasing the sign of a popular sandwich chain, Subway, and a signboard underneath it. The signboard has a humorous message that reads, "SATISFY YOUR VALENTINE WITH A FOOTLONG," presumably suggesting that one might please their partner on Valentine's Day with one of Subway's signature footlong sandwiches.
In the bottom half of the image, there is a man with a rather serious and somewhat unamused expression on his face. Below his image, there's a caption stating, "Best I can do is 3 inches," which appears to be a humorous self-deprecating response to the claim made on the Subway signboard.
The humor in the meme arises from the double entendre present in the Subway signboard's message. While the signboard's literal message is simply suggesting to satisfy a romantic partner with a large sandwich, the term "footlong" is also often used colloquially to imply something else - notably a measure of male anatomical size. The implication of a grand, impressive gesture is then humorously undercut by the man's response, claiming all he can provide is a mere 3 inches, contrastingly smaller than a footlong.
The man's deadpan expression adds to the comedic effect; despite the self-depreciating joke, he maintains a straight face, which contrasts with the exaggerated nature of the claim. This delivers the punchline with a stoic demeanor, which often heightens SATISFY YOUR VALENTINE WITH A FOOTLONG Best I can do is 3 inches
