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Dave had always known his friend Grandpa had an eclectic taste in collectibles, but nothing could have prepared him for the day he discovered "Anastasia" sitting primly on the living room couch. Assuming she was a high-end, life-sized doll for some avant-garde art project Grandpa was working on, Dave couldn't resist the urge to compliment his friend's unique find. "She's got quite the lifelike eyes," Dave remarked, utterly oblivious to the true nature of Anastasia's origins. Grandpa, caught off-guard and not quite ready to delve into the specifics of his late-night shopping habits, simply nodded and agreed, "Yeah, they really captured the detail."
The misunderstanding took a comedic turn when Dave, ever the helpful buddy, offered to fix what he called the "awkward sitting posture" of the doll. As he attempted to adjust Anastasia's limbs into what he deemed a more natural position, Grandpa's face turned a shade of white that would make a sheet of paper jealous. The room was filled with a mix of stifled laughter and panicked instructions from Grandpa, trying desperately to navigate the situation without revealing Anastasia's true purpose. "Careful, she's...uh...fragile," Grandpa stammered, as Dave pondered why a doll needed to be anatomically correct down to such specific details.
The incident quickly became the stuff of legend among their circle of friends, with "Anastasia's adjustment" being a euphemism for life's more embarrassing missteps. Dave, now in on the secret, couldn't help but tease Grandpa by asking how Anastasia was doing and if she had learned any new poses. Meanwhile, Grandpa learned the hard way that some collectibles are best kept out of the living room—or at least given a more thorough backstory. Anastasia, for her part, remained as unfazed and unjudging as ever, a silent witness to the hilarity of human error.
GRANPA IS THAT A DOLL ACTION FIGURE JOHNNY ACTION FIGURE
