Jesus they spitting on each other s naughty bits down here Start the rapture
The image depicts an animated character, designed to resemble a figure commonly associated with religious depictions of Jesus, on the phone and speaking into the receiver. The character has long brown hair, a mustache, and a beard, consistent with traditional Western portrayals of Jesus Christ.
Two separate pieces of text accompany the character, one above and one below the image. The top text reads, "Jesus, they're spitting on each other’s naughty bits down here...," suggesting that the character on the phone is being informed of some scandalous or inappropriate behavior happening on Earth.
The bottom text, which appears as though it's part of the conversation, states, "Start the rapture." In Christian theology, the Rapture refers to the belief that before or during the end times, true believers will be taken up to heaven. The implication here is that the behavior being reported is so unacceptable that it triggers the commencement of the Rapture as a response.
The humor in the image arises from the juxtaposition of the solemn and sacred concept of the Rapture with a crude and trivial report, suggesting the divine has a direct and immediate involvement in human transgressions. It plays on the irreverent idea that the divine could be as appalled by human behaviors as a regular person might be.
The image could also be considered funny due to its use of modern technology — a character resembling Jesus on a contemporary telephone, receiving an update about human activities is anachronistic. The use of modern communication to report to a religious figure about earthly behaviors is itself a humorous situation, as it mixes the spiritual with the mundane.
Lastly, the image might be amusing to people who enjoy seeing sacred figures placed in odd or humanizing contexts, as it breaks from the traditional and serious depictions one might find in religious art and texts. It's a form of satire that implies that even figures of high spiritual importance might be involved in mundane or petty matters. Jesus they spitting on each other s naughty bits down here Start the rapture
