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The image shows a man looking over his shoulder with an interesting and somewhat funny facial expression that carries a mix of surprise and indignation. He's wearing a hat and a kind of retro style clothing which might suggest the image is taken from a past era or is meant to reflect a particular style associated with a bygone period, perhaps the 70s or early 80s.

Accompanying the image is a caption that reads, "When you do the Christian thing & walk away but they yell 'that's what I thought'". This caption is what introduces the comedic element to the image. The humor here is the clash between the attempt at taking the moral high ground as noted by "do the Christian thing" and the indignity of having someone challenge that high ground as they walk away.

This scenario might strike people as funny because it highlights a common social experience—the desire to end an argument or confrontation gracefully, and the frustration when the other party throws in a taunting remark just when one thinks they've exited with dignity. It's the broad relatability of wanting to maintain composure and the difficulty of doing so that generates the humor.

The man's facial expression amplifies the humor because it perfectly captures that moment of internal conflict—he's tried to be the bigger person by walking away from a confrontation, yet the provocation makes him reconsider his response. It's as if we can see his mind working, contemplating whether to turn back around or continue walking away while maintaining his dignity.

The humor is also in the subversion of what's expected from someone taking a high-road approach, which is often associated with humility and letting go of one's ego. However, when provoked, even the most patient individuals might feel that sting of pride which can momentarily cause them to consider a less-than-humble reaction. It's this momentary lapse that people can find humorous because it's so human and relatable.

Lastly, the image might also be funny to some people due to its potential use of irony. The term "Christian thing" is often associated with virtues such as patience, forgiveness, and turning the other cheek, but the image coupled with the caption suggests a momentary breakdown of those virtues due to a provocation. It's this ironic twist on expected Christian behavior, caught in a snapshot of human expression, that wryly points out a universal flaw—we all struggle to live up to our ideals, especially when someone is shouting after us, challenging our resolve. When you do the Christian thing walk away but they yell that s what I thought

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The image appears to be a humorous meme, featuring a character dressed in a Roman soldier or commander's armor, complete with a decorative helmet and a red cloak. The character’s face is edited to show a man with modern facial features and expressions, which contrasts amusingly with the ancient garb. The image's setting is a battlefield or historical site, adding to the sense that this character is rooted in the past.

The text overlaying the image is a play on a famous event, saying "WHEN YOU KILLED THAT WEIRD CULT LEADER 3 DAYS AGO BUT NOW HIS GRAVE IS EMPTY". This caption likely references the Christian story of Jesus Christ's crucifixion and subsequent resurrection, where, according to the narrative, his tomb was found empty three days after his death.

The humor in the image comes from the juxtaposition of modern internet meme culture with an ancient or historical context. The added facial expression of shock or confusion on the character's face suggests that he is bewildered by the unexpected turn of events, with the empty grave being an unusual and surprising occurrence.

People might find this funny because it takes a well-known religious narrative and presents it in a quirky, unexpected format. It plays with the idea of a Roman soldier – someone possibly present at the time of the described events – reacting to something they can't understand, given the lack of context or scientific explanation in that era.

The choice to depict a "weird cult leader" also adds humor because it frames a revered historical and religious figure in casual, irreverent terms. It subverts the solemnity usually associated with religious stories by using colloquial language and presents the situation as a surreal and slightly bizarre scenario.

Finally, the humor is also derived from the concept of the "meme" itself, a form of media that often pairs ironic or sarcastic captions with images to highlight the absurdity of a situation. Those familiar with memes will recognize the format and appreciate the blend of historical imagery with modern-day internet humor. WHEN YOU KILLED THAT WEIRD CULT LEADER 3 DAYS AGO BUT NOW HIS GRAVE IS EMPTY

WHEN YOU KILLED THAT WEIRD CULT LEADER 3 DAYS AGO

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Christian Memes, Funniest Memes, Religious Memes Jesus gave up his weekend

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The image contains a two-part text above and under a depiction of a figure that resembles traditional Western portrayals of Jesus Christ. The top text, in quotes, reads: "Jesus died for our sins." Ok, but he didn't STAY dead, right? So what exactly did he sacrifice?" The bottom text attempts humor by providing an irreverent punchline: "Jesus gave up his weekend for your sins."

The figure in the image appears to be standing in front of a stone structure, possibly suggesting a scene from the New Testament story of the resurrection of Jesus, where he is shown with open arms and wearing a white robe, which is characteristic of artistic representations of Jesus Christ post-resurrection.

This image is attempting to make a humorous statement by satirically questioning the nature of Jesus' sacrifice, given the Christian belief in Jesus' resurrection. The humor in this image might be considered irreverent or offensive by some, as it makes light of a core aspect of Christian faith.

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Christian Memes, Funniest Memes, Religious Memes I CALLED YOUTO WIN SOULS NOT ARGUMENTS

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This is a cartoon image with a caption at the top that reads "I CALLED YOU TO WIN SOULS NOT ARGUMENTS". The scene depicted features three cartoon characters involved in a conflict. On the left, there's a figure resembling a depiction of Jesus, identifiable by the traditional red sash and white robe. This character is calmly pulling back the middle character, who seems to be a very animated man holding a Bible aloft, as if he's ready to strike with it. The middle character is leaning aggressively towards the third character on the right, who is drawn with wild hair, glasses, and a T-shirt, and appears to be engaged in a heated argument with him. The overall theme of the image is a commentary on the idea that religious or spiritual individuals should focus on the mission of winning over people's hearts, rather than engaging in hostile debates.

I CALLED YOU TO WIN SOULS NOT ARGUMENTS

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The image depicts a man standing in a gymnasium holding a stack of folded metal chairs in each hand. He is dressed in a semi-formal manner, wearing a button-up pink shirt and dark trousers. The appearance of physical exertion or concentration is apparent on his face as he carries a significant number of chairs at one time.

At the top of the image, there is a caption that reads, "Christian guys trying to impress the girls after fellowship lunch," attributed to a Twitter handle. This text suggests that the picture is meant to be humorous, referencing a specific social behavior observed within certain religious communities.

The gymnasium setting in the background, often associated with church events like fellowship lunches where members of the community gather for a meal after religious services, hints at a post-event cleanup. The man's effort to carry many chairs simultaneously portrays a common scene where individuals volunteer to help reorganize or clean up after such gatherings.

The humor in this image derives from the exaggeration of the situation. The man is shown attempting to carry an impractically large and likely heavy load of chairs. This act is framed as a means of impressing others, presumably the women in the community, highlighting a stereotyped behavior where individuals might go to humorous lengths to show off their strength or usefulness.

For those familiar with church social dynamics, the picture pokes fun at the occasional eagerness of some individuals to display their willingness to serve the community or to exhibit traditional gender roles, such as the "strong man" archetype, especially in the context of potential romantic interests.

Lastly, the relatability of the scenario adds to its comic effect. Many people have seen or participated in similar acts of overzealous helpfulness in various social situations. The image captures a moment that resonates with the shared experiences of communal gatherings, infused with a lighthearted jab at the performative aspects of social life in certain cultural settings. Christian guys trying to impress the girls after fellowship lunch

Christian guys trying to impress the girls after fellowship lunch

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This image is a screenshot from what appears to be a social media platform or a text-based messaging application. It's composed of two distinct parts, with the upper portion showcasing a text post and the lower portion displaying a notification.

The text in the upper part of the image reads, "I finally broke down and joined Christian Mingle...my username is..ComeGetPsalm 😂😂." This portion sets the humorous tone of the message. It plays on the name of a well-known Christian dating site, Christian Mingle, and presents what is intended to be a witty choice of username by the person who has joined the site.

The humor in this username, "ComeGetPsalm," lies in its clever wordplay. The phrase "Come Get Some" is a commonly recognized colloquial expression that typically holds a confrontational or, sometimes, a flirtatious connotation. By replacing "Some" with "Psalm," it retains the original phrase's rhyme and rhythm, injecting a religious or biblical twist appropriate for a Christian-oriented platform. A "psalm" is a sacred song or hymn, specifically any of those contained in the biblical Book of Psalms.

Following the text post, the second part of the image shows a stark notification that says, "Banned from Christian Mingle Today." This unexpected turn – the user being banned on the same day they joined – delivers the punchline of the joke.

The humor perceived here comes from the juxtaposition of the user's apparent pride in thinking of a creatively punny username and the swift ban from the Christian Mingle service. It suggests that the dating platform did not find the pun as amusing as the user did or interpreted the username as inappropriate.

Overall, people might find this image funny due to the clever use of wordplay, the surprising outcome, and the common human experience of sharing something we find funny or clever, only to have it not be received as well as we might expect. Additionally, there's a comedic irony that while the user intended to create a connection through shared faith and humor, the result was the exact opposite – being banned from the community. I finally broke down and joined Christian Mingle my username is ComeGetPsalm Banned from Christian Mingle Today

I finally broke down and joined Christian Mingle my

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Christian Memes, Funniest Memes, Religious Memes When you told them to be the salt of the earth but

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The image features a depiction of a man that is styled to evoke classical paintings that are often associated with religious themes. The man is shown extending his hand outward in a gesture that could be interpreted as an offering or an expression of compassion or perplexity. The caption above the image reads, "When you told them to be the salt of the earth but they choose to be salty to everyone on earth instead." This caption plays on the expression "salt of the earth," which typically describes someone who is humble and of great worth, and the slang term "salty," which means to be bitter or angry. The caption suggests a humorous contrast between the intended virtuous message and the actual behavior of being unpleasant or irritable. Below the image, there's a watermark or username that credits "@litcatholicmemes." The image seems to be aimed at a religious audience and has a humorous or lighthearted tone. The text in the image reads:

"When you told them to be the salt of the earth but they choose to be salty to everyone on earth instead
@litcatholicmemes"

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Christian Memes, Funniest Memes, Religious Memes

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The image presented is a humorous meme, depicting a bowl of circular white wafers typically used in Christian communion services, with a bright red liquid being poured onto them resembling milk being poured onto a bowl of cereal. On the counter next to the bowl is a box with the text "Cavanagh Altar Bread" that displays similar wafers. Below the picture is a caption that reads “Communion Toast Crunch,” a play on the name of the popular cereal “Cinnamon Toast Crunch.”

The text above the image says, "When your sins are just too many," suggesting a lighthearted notion that the person depicted in the meme has committed so many sins that they need to eat their communion wafers like a regular cereal meal, humorously indicating an outsized need for forgiveness or redemption.

The joke lies in the irreverent combination of the sacred — communion wafers, which in Christian traditions symbolize the body of Christ — and the mundane, everyday act of eating breakfast cereal. By merging these two contrasting elements, the meme creates a comic effect. The addition of the red liquid not only heightens the resemblance to breakfast cereal but also adds to the absurdity due to the implied comparison to the wine or grape juice used during communion, which represents the blood of Christ.

The created product name "Communion Toast Crunch" is a comical twist that blends the religious context with commercial consumer culture. It’s a clever play on words that enhances the humor by When your sins are just too many Communion Toast Crunch

When your sins are just too many Communion Toast

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Cat Memes, Christian Memes, Funniest Memes, Religious Memes

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The image shows a traditional Christmas nativity scene with a humorous twist: where one would expect to see a figurine of Baby Jesus, there is instead a live cat comfortably nestled in the manger. The figurines of Mary and Joseph are placed on either side of the manger, adopting postures of reverence and contemplation, seemingly oblivious to the feline substitution.

The caption above the image adds to the humor by stating, "Baby Jesus is fluffier than we expected." This whimsical remark plays on the unexpected presence of the cat and its fluffy appearance, contrasting with the expected image of Baby Jesus in the nativity scene. The juxtaposition of the serious, devotional context of the nativity with the mundane, cozy presence of the cat creates a comical incongruity.

There's a touch of irony in the image as the cat, a domesticated, entirely common animal, occupies a place of significance, traditionally reserved for a representation of a revered figure in Christianity. The cat's apparent comfort and sense of belonging in the manger add to the lightheartedness, giving the viewer the impression that the cat believes it is precisely where it belongs.

Aside from the comical element, the scene also imparts a sense of warmth and homeliness. Cats are often associated with comfort and peace, adding a layer of domestic charm to the holy depiction. This could be seen as a playful reminder of the universality of holiday celebrations, where even pets are considered part of the family festivities.

Another aspect contributing to the humor is the oversized red Christmas light in the foreground, which, due to perspective, ironically suggests a comedic scale imbalance compared to the figures. It adds to the sense that something in this scene is not quite as it should be, further highlighting the absurdity.

Lastly, for those with a fondness for pets, this image may also resonate with the familiar experience of animals finding their way into places they perhaps shouldn't be, especially during the holiday season when houses are transformed with decorations and dioramas. The way the cat seems unperturbed by its religious surroundings might remind viewers of their own pets' antics, which can be a source of both bemusement and endearment during family celebrations. Baby Jesus is fluffier than we expected

Baby Jesus is fluffier than we expected

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Christian Memes, Religious Memes, First to download from cloud - Moses

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Its funny because Moses got his info from on high way before the internet or Apple.

First to download from cloud - Moses

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Christian Memes, Funniest Memes, Religious Memes, Take Memes personally and argue with strangers on the internet

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Its funny because its being tongue in cheek. Acting like Jesus would say this shows how ridiculous the behavior is.

Take Memes personally and argue with strangers on the internet

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The image displays a ferocious-looking creature with sharp fangs, angry eyes, and a somewhat menacing expression. The creature is predominately black in color, with fur that gives it an untamed appearance. The creature's mouth is wide open as if caught mid-growl, showcasing its teeth which contribute to the overall frightening visage.

At the top of the image, in bold white letters, is the phrase "Militant Atheists," which stands in stark contrast to the dark background. Beneath the creature, in parenthesis and smaller text, is another phrase that reads "Servants of The Nothing." The text is centrally aligned and positioned in such a way that it sandwiches the creature between the two statements, making them the focal point of the humor attempt.

The humor in the image likely comes from the juxtaposition of the aggressive creature with the phrase "Militant Atheists." The term "militant" often conveys a sense of combativeness or aggression, which is humorously represented by the creature's intimidating demeanor. This exaggerated portrayal mocks the idea of atheists as overly aggressive in their disbelief or in promoting atheism.

Additionally, the phrase "Servants of The Nothing" may humorously refer to the atheistic view that there are no deities or supernatural entities, hence serving "nothing." This part of the image amplifies the satire by implying that atheists are zealously devoted to a concept of emptiness, as opposed to a deity or religious belief, which can be seen Militant Atheists Servants of The Nothing

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