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pulls out his terminator

DICK-ASS, ‘IRREVERENTLY ENTERTAINING!’ – USA TODAY

Me: What an innocent peaceful day Nature: Hold my branches 🌳🌿

Order strippers with foodstamps

“Forget everything you learned in college, you won’t need it here” “But, I didn’t go to college” “Well then, you’re unqualified for this job” (confused unga bunga)

STEPHEN KING’S DOCTOR SLEEP THE NEXT CHAPTER IN THE SHINING STORY @EJGRAPHIX

Collect Them All

Lightning hit some seawater and changed it into a living organism, complete with DNA coding, and then that organism had enough brains to continually redo its DNA coding so it could gradually change into transitional forms and make itself into ever-new species. Any questions?

You may feel alone, but you are

Cleaning you tongue is important. Make sure you look after your mouth like these two ladies do. Do a good job and be a good girl like the ‘Toothpaste Twins’. 😬✌️

Someone missed the perfect opportunity to call this place Pen Island

Why Fonts Matter, 2022 edition. WELCOME TO ‘THE CLIT’ FOREST RECREATION AREA

LUCK BE IN THE AIR TONIGHT WELL, I GUESSED THAT ONE WRONG.

you get a nose bleed but thankfully there are nose bleed plugs in the boys room

THE FACE BRITISH PEOPLE PULL WHEN HOLDING A DOOR FOR SOMEONE

The pills are FINALLY KICKING IN

Meet Riley Roberts, Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez’s boyfriend Hey look, it’s his favorite sex position.

Everyone wants to have sex with me. That’s not what ‘Fuck Joe Biden’ means.

When your date comes with instructions

BIRTHPLACE OF THE REPUBLICAN PARTY RIPON, WIS. ON THIS DAY … March 20, 1854… The REPUBLICAN Party of the United States of America was founded in a schoolhouse in Ripon, Wisconsin, PURPOSE: To counter the Democrats’ plans to expand slavery in America. EVERY American should REMEMBER this important bit of American history on election day!

LUBIFER @tramsmashes

When your pharmacist has turned to the dark side. HARMACIST

I DREAM of weenie

EJGRAPHIX Tony Hawk’s PRO HATER

Some poor old Gary somewhere was just hoping to declare his love for Doris today.

The weather just went from 90 to 55 like it saw a state trooper.

I hear that plane neverlands

P DIDDY SHAVING RYAN’S PRIVATE

Before I got married, I’d just smash into the back of cars because I didn’t have a wife to gasp and scream when someone braked 3 miles ahead.

Me discovering your leftovers that you hid in the fridge

No Lube For You

R Kelly at the community pool

One thousand bottles of lube is never enough CHANGE MY MIND

The Black Hole, son. Wont you come?

TWO and a half MEN

My face when I finally shoot my shot and miss badly.

When you use someone else’s shower

Columbus explaining to natives that diversity is our strength

TAKE YOUR WEAPON STRIKE ME DOWN WITH IT NO I AM A JEDI LIKE MY FATHER WAS BEFORE ME I’M GOING TO VOTE FOR TRUMP

Christians who do not celebrate Halloween judging other Christians who do:

Me walking into a room and forgetting what I went in there for

“What radicalized me?” Probably my basic human empathy!

I’ll tell you what I’d do, man two dicks at the same time, man.

me watching the waiter at the Italian restaurant cover my dish in Parmesan cheese

I only care about abortions

POV: You have the best uncle ever. [handwritten text is scribbled out] who cares!! Money!!!

I hate it when I’m talking to myself and suddenly realize I wasn’t listening and have to start all over.

OOPS I DIDDY’D AGAIN

Hey, before we go in, do I look smashed? Me:

Are you hard rn? Always. Show me.

Doctor: Due to new privacy regulations we no longer use patient names in the waiting room. So will the female with the itchy whisker biscuit please follow me. SKELE-TOR MEMES

A B C Who Is The Murderer

I’ve never come this way before! It’s the cobblestones

Planned PArenthood Sells Arms

Internet remains undefeated 😭🏆

Mannn I gotta get rid of these lights I woke up and thought I was in hell 😂

I’m divorcing you and cooperating with the Diddy investigation.

1.000 BOTTLES OF BABY OIL

In 1487, 5 years before Columbus’ arrival, the Aztec people sacrificed as many as 84,000 men, women, and children at the re-consecration of the Great Pyramid of Tenochtitlan. HAPPY INDIGENOUS PEOPLE’S DAY!

i dream of weenie

Fuck Christopher Columbus.

CASPER THE OILY GHOST

Loose Lee Enter the BackEnd

TD JAKES, P DIDDY, BROKEBACK MOUNTAIN 2

happy finders keepers losers weepers day

BUTTWATCH PHOTOSHOPS TOMMY MADE

happy finders keepers losers weepers day

Happy Columbus day

BRAM STOKER DRACULA

In 1487, 5 years before Columbus’ arrival, the Aztec people sacrificed as many as 84,000 men, women, and children at the re-consecration of the Great Pyramid of Tenochtitlan. HAPPY INDIGENOUS PEOPLE’S DAY!

HERE’S TO CHRISTOPHER COLUMBUS, THE ONLY ILLEGAL IMMIGRANT THE LEFT EVER HATED

Indigenous People’s day, Columbus Day

OH, LOOK! HERE COMES THE FAR RIGHT…

Kids, if you’re being bullied online, please do not contemplate suicide. Instead, tag me in the post. YOU shouldn’t stoop to their level, but it’s too late for me. I’ll roast TF outta 11 year old bully and sleep just fine that night.

Mark Lewis Honestly don’t know how to earn that 5th star Dr Lewis saved my life!

DRINK COFFEE Do Stupid Things Faster with More Energy

I feel like this could have been worded slightly better Dear Mr Postman I have disinfected my flaps for you!

TRIBES OF THE INDIAN NATION Nice land mass you got there Be a shame if someone interrupted the endless tribal warfare and… created a functioning country

YALL!!!! My coworker let someone give her a free tattoo while she was drunk and this is what he tattooed on her 😭😭😭😭😭

Columbus was an immigrant who brought diversity to America CHANGE MY MIND

Turn Down 4 What

Brown 11, Dick 1, @bigfunnocks

Abortion card declined

WHEN YOU PUT SOMETHING IN YOUR SHOPPING CART YOU KNOW YOU CAN’T AFFORD

when u finally meet a man who got goals, isnt full of himself, asks u out at 12pm not 12am & talks about his feelings I like you as a friend.

MASTERS OF THE UNIVERSE BATTLE CAT

YOU F*CKED MY BRAINS OUT. NAH, YOU WAS STUPID WHEN WE STARTED.

Jesus of Methleham

Enjoy October because Mariah Carey is currently defrosting

We all know Albert Einstein was a genius… but his brother Frank was a monster.

I CAN DO ALL THINGS THROUGH SPITE WHICH STRENGTHENS ME Tryabitch 24:7

FREE BEER! TOPLESS BARTENDERS AND FALSE ADVERTISING

My last look at the scammer in my DMs before I send him the most disturbing video he’s ever seen

Shut the fuck up!

Merry Christmas! FOR LEASE NA/IDAD

BEFORE ANNABELLE THERE WAS LADY ELAINE – COMING SOON #ANNABELLE

When you finally spot that mf mosquito

My Mom: yo cousins can’t force you to drink My cousins:

Instagram girls: Look at this cool bridge I found!

LOOK AT THE LICENSE PLATE NOW THAT A STORM IS COMING – NEED GAS FOR GENERATOR INTERESTING HOW THAT WORKS

this restaurant has a dessert on the menu called ‘baked cookie dough’… now I’m no genius, but ain’t that a fuckin cookie??

PARDON ME WHILE I

When you finally catch the red dot

MOMMA DEEZ APPLES

Ideal mask for those that talk bollocks

Decorating her pumpkins

GLIDEIATOR @MemesnMashes

The Spermanator

Face mask for people that report!

Unexpected Item in bagging area

Yeah I’m pissed. This ain’t what I meant

Disney, Caucasian characters

Kamala Indian or African

He must have cried a LOT as a baby … Shaddup Yakunt

She’s taking action! She’s taking a dump!

the REAL Suicide Squad

“Nobody is more inferior than those who insist on being equal.” Friedrich Nietzsche

Pull over blow job

I’ll take I think tf not for 400 Alex

Girls when other girls says she’s pretty. Boys when other boys says he’s handsome

We all grew up watching their films

YOU SHOULDN’T HAVE EATEN THOSE GUMMY BEARS FROM YOUR STEPDAD’S SOCK DRAWER! YOU HAVE NO HONOR! he uses those when he takes your mom to pound town but now you’re gonna be high as shit for the next 7 hours so buckle the fuck up buttercup because this party’s just getting started THE LAST TIME YOU’LL FUCK AROUND WITH DRUGS STAR TREK: THE NEXT GENERATION Interactive Video Board Game ~ A KLAGON CHALLENGE

Fingerville THE LAST STOP BEFORE Poundtown MAYOR K. DAVIS POP. 50 ELEV. 3,123

This scene aged poorly

When you hotbox your whole house

Jamie Lee Curtis on the set of ‘Halloween Never Ends’ in the year 2035

Is it just me or this building look high asf😂😂😂

island, isn’t land

What is one rule you live by? Me: Never trust the living.

All clear, Port Strike over. Time to retreat to your TP fortress and reflect on what you’ve done.

October used to be cold. That is entirely your fault, grandma.

Believe in your dreams When you finally got enough money to open your fucking restaurant MY FUCKING RESTAURANT

Cheish @TheCheish My new thing is finding birds that look like they are twice divorced

Not Today Eric Twitter: GenX is trending. GenX: your mom is trending. 2:24 PM · 27 Feb 24 · 994 Views

Somewhere out there in the multiverse

Really hate when flies rub their hands together. Wtf u planning you lil asshole you have a lifespan of like 3 days

cafe Bích Nga 727-541-0222 4366

IT’S LIKE MY MOM ALWAYS SAID … ‘What the fuck is wrong with you?’

THE black DOORS

HAD TO FIGHT SOME KID FOR THIS AT THE PUMPKIN FARM TODAY

SPOOKY SOUNDS FOR THE SOCIALLY ANXIOUS Running Into An Ex You’re Still In Love With At The Grocery Store • The Only Person You Know At A Party Is Talking To Someone Else • Stuck In A Conversation With A Libertarian SIDE A Coworkers You Don’t Like Take You To A Strip Club • Gate Agent Says Have A Nice Flight And You Say ‘You Too’

People kept telling me my cat looks like Pennywise in this photo so I added a balloon & yup, they were right

If someone gave you $200 because “you’re ugly,” would you take the money? Xavier Absolutely. I’m ugly, not stupid

What you see after you push super hard but nothing comes out

My little brother: ‘I wanna be a racist when I grow up’ Me who told him that car racers are called ‘racists’ My mom My sister

FROM THE LIVER TO THE KNEE

That face you make when your truck matches your panties

Taking ‘I swallow’ to another level

The Crapstrap! A tree pooping strap to help you poo in nature hands-free!

The Crapstrap! A tree pooping strap to help you poo in nature hands-free!

Sneak Knife into US school

If you are stealing a tattoo, don’t copy the nipple

Grandkids: *Playing hide and seek in the bushes and trees* Grandpa who was in the vietnam war:

SPIRIT, LARYS & ALICENT, Couples costume, ADULT Size Costumes, ONE SIZE FITS MOST, adam.the.creator

Unsolicited Leg Muscle Pic keone_prodigy

PUNS ABOUT POOP AREN’T MY FAVORITE BUT THEY’RE A SOLID NUMBER 2

NATURAL BORN DIDLERS

HUNAN DYNASTY CHINESE RESTAURANT – WE NOT SEE YOUR CAT. STOP ASKING TRY OUR CHICKEN IT’S PURRRFECT

Edna It has been 3 day(s) since I smacked someone for no reason.

BRACE YOURSELVES, WINTER IS COMING… NO, WAIT. WARM AGAIN. OK IT’S COLD, WINTER IS COMING… NOPE, WARM AGAIN.

We are gathered here today, because your ‘thoughts and prayers’ didn’t work.

A Picture Worth a Thousand Words. ONE WAY Sharon Welch Bright Journey Photography

HMMM…A FAT GUY IN A TREE EATING LITTLE DEBBIES, AND A PILE OF CORN. SEEMS LEGIT

I was cutting wood with my dog earlier and almost started questioning reality

sheepdog for sale

Me when someone tries to raise their voice at me… I Light Up Try Me

Diddy when he hears there’s oil in the Middle East

THE GIRL WITH THE DRAGON TATTOO

I wouldn’t tell anyone I won the lottery but there will be hints. I’m gonna pay you $100 to f**k off.

The colors of the 1970s

The Black Doors

Why I go through my man’s phone & find this.. 😭

Tried to take a photo of the landscape, got this instead

@monstamata so yeah im his queen 👑 (and below, Snoop Dogg’s tweet) Bruh I deadass didn’t see him in the first pic lmfao

MINI MARATHON. RUN FOR GENDER EQUALITY. MEN: 10 KM. WOMEN: 5 KM. 6th MARCH 2024. REGISTRATION FEE: 299/-

I just bought a new Jeep. I named it Elizabeth Warren because it’s all white but it says it’s a Cherokee

Celina Truck Stop Tennessee

Make America Worse

Only in Florida do you find a woman driving an F150 with a grown man locked in a dog crate in the back…

I beg your finest of pardons…. Fendi Women’s Pink Touch Of Fur Shawl $900

I want to thank [Redacted] for this awesome tattoo. He did a great job and only 35$

the police trying to catch diddy He slimed me…

DIDDYSHADES OF GREY

Nobody puts baby oil in a corner

P. DIDDY IS NACHO LUBRE

SEAN JEREMY PHOTOSHOPS TORMY MADE

THEIR FLESH IS HIS FANTASY. THE HUMAN CENTIPI-DDY 100% MEDICALLY ACCURATE

Disney Hocus StrokUs

wow ok I didn’t know the list went back this far

AMERICAN SINGER – SONGWRITER STEVIE WONDER DEFENDS DIDDY ‘I DIDN’T SEE ANYTHING ILLEGAL’

P Diddy Lube action figure

They got u too huh 😔

HOME AL❤️NE 6 LOST IN New York BOOTY BANDITS ESCAPE! DIDDY MEEK LURKING AROUND NYC

The Master of Horror unleashes everything you were ever afraid of. DIDDY DID IT

Heading to the party / Found out it was at Diddys

INJURED IN A DIDDY FREAK OFF? CALL 1-800-DOSED-LUBE [LUDABRX]

LUBERACI by LOUMEMES

PETROLEUM DYNAMITE

I KNOW WHO YOU DIDDLED LAST SUMMER

costamemebureau

FINAL LUBRICATION

Only in Florida do you find a woman driving an F150 with a grown man locked in a dog crate in the back…

JUST GOT MY ANCESTRY DNA RESULTS BACK

Xavier: Some people are born to make history, but she was born to delete history.

We all nap down here

But she never goes out! How did she get pregnant?

PLEASE DO NOT SIT HERE

Her: Talk dirty, but NO Lotr-stuff! Me: You will taste man-flesh!

Friends with school shooters

“fact check”

Tim Walz at debate prep: Is he smart or is he like me?

You may feel alone, but you are

“That’s it baby…all the way down to the mcnuggets”

Because the word ‘history’ is derived from the Greek origin word ‘historia’ — which means ‘to inquire’. Not everything is about the patriarchy. Why isn’t it called Herstory?

Bonnie Plants COOLAPENO PEPPER Heartless Jalapeño, All the flavor of a traditional jalapeño without the heat. Becomes sweeter when red.

a well structured argument to defeat a stranger on the internet / a typo

No one: Cats as soon as you change the litter box:

BANKRUPTCY DIVORCE LIQUOR LOCATION, LOCTION, LOCATION!

Human Volkwagon

sometimes i just zone out like this:

Americans when you use km/h instead of bullets per square child

When designing weight plates go wrong

bootyjuice bootyjuice bootyjuice that shit ain’t funny

What if they remade Home Alone but with an adult Kevin defending his home on Purge night.

OFFENDED? LEARN TO SCROLL FUCK FACE

centar cookiong

@Ugly666: how broke are you???? / @vinnycrack: if someone robbed me it would just be practice

These are the lungs of a 10yr Marijuana user… They’re not supposed to be that color. Smoke at your own risk.

MEANWHILE IN FLORIDA 😊

TODAY’S SPECIALS CRUSHING DYSTOPIAN SADNESS 2.55

HELENE. HELENE. HELENE. HELEEEENE. DON’T TAKE MY ROOF JUST BECAUSE YOU CAN.

DIDDY LONG LEGS

Sorry babe, doctor’s orders

Talk about a glow up 😊 boy am i hawt 🔥🤗😍 open to all types of compliments! (She/her)

You make it we’ll take it

Boys, in case you were wondering, this is what 8 inches really looks like 💁🏻‍♀️✂️ We talking about the ponytail or that forehead?

Are you sure this will fix the environment?

THIS URN TURNS YOU INTO A TREE AFTER YOU DIE why??!!

When you recognize the voice that said you should get an abortion

That one Facebook friend that only pops up to disagree with you

PROCRASTINATION IS A DISH BEST SERVED EVENTUALLY

Remember that angry feminist? This is her today.

When you’re tired of setting your alarm for 7am

For safety reasons, please stay inside until the storm passes Floridians:

First you see two dogs and their owner, and then…

G70 GEORGIA MRS HART; Mrs Hart [emoji]; Mr Shart [emoji]

Me getting escorted out of Costco for grabbing fistfuls of free food samples

Boss: If you’re quitting then I’ll need a minimum of 2 weeks notice. Me: You’ll ‘notice’ when I’m not here

1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8

50 CALIBER HANDGUN FOR WHEN THERE IS A BURGLAR BEHIND THE REFRIGERATOR…AT YOUR NEIGHBOR’S HOUSE

Concert video you recorded / Fireworks video you recorded / Nobody cares

SPIRIT – Most Dangerous Man Alive Contains: Traditional BJJ robe, White Belt (2 stripes), UFC knowledge, Silicone cauliflower ears, ADULT Size Costume ONE SIZE FITS MOST, STRIPES INCLUDED!

And I thought self checkout at Walmart was bad SELF CEMETERY

He can give you the sweet life, but it comes with a price DIDDY’S WILLY FUDGE FACTORY

Diddy when he hears there’s oil in the Middle East

R2 whips out his dick

bow down before the one you serve you’re going to get a manicure

Diddy all lubed up and slipping through the bars on his cell.

Qlf Aymen Dec 20, 2023 Few minutes after you accepted a friend request from a man😂😫

WHen someone with a anime [ic gives their opinion

If you have been diddled by diddy

ME IN THE AFTERLIFE, YES, OUIJA, NO, LEAVE ME ALONE MOTHERFUCKERS, 1234566789, FUCK YOU

When you’ve been single for a really long time

BATMAN versus… The DIDDLER! DIDDLER DIDDLER DIDDLER DIDDLER DIDDLER DIDDLER DIDDLER DIDDLE ME THIS, BATMAN!

‘I’ll smoke a bowl but let’s not get too high tonight’ 2 hours later: Police called after men dressed as traffic cones block road

Nice argument. Unfortunately, your mama

When she’s fallen and can’t get up But you can…

Men | NO SHIRT NO SERVICE, Women | NO SHIRT FREE DRINKS

Did you know that A single sperm has 37.5MB of DNA information in it. That means that a normal ejaculation represents a data transfer of 1,587.5TB. Duchess of Mantšonyane @DuchessOfMantso That’s a lot of information to swallow

Did you know that A single sperm has 37.5MB of DNA information in it. That means that a normal ejaculation represents a data transfer of 1,587.5TB. That’s a lot of information to swallow

People drinking coke in 1885 be like:

Ok Hans Luber… 😏

HONEST SCHLOMO’S DISCOUNT PAGERS!

NO SOUP FOR YOU!

THEIR FLESH IS HIS FANTASY. THE HUMAN CENTIPDIDDY 100% MEDICALLY ACCURATE @MemesnMashes

@photoshopstommymade MENACE II Society

What if “umbrellas” were supposed to be called “brellas”, but the person who named them hesitated?

This guy saved a lot of us from going home and getting in trouble with our parents

I H8 U ALL 49ERS

Real communism has never been tried

Hezbollah Iphone 16

Campbell’s CONDENSED TOMATO SOUP

Slip a viagra in her drink

When you’ve ditched all your devices only to hear your toaster start ticking

Ahmed left the group Ahmed left the group Ahmed left the group Ahmed left the group Ahmed left the group Ahmed left the group Ahmed left the group Ahmed left the group Ahmed left the group Ahmed left the group Muhammad left the group Ahmed left the group Ahmed left the group Ahmed left the group Ahmed left the group Ahmed left the group Meanwhile in Lebanon…

Her: I’m not a bad person Also her:

blown off balls

Blowing them up

Taking ‘I swallow’ to another level

why would he admit this😭😭 tell me the story of you losing your virginity [replying tweet] My girlfriend at the time and I had decided to finally have sex. It was both of our first times. We were in her car and I thought I was in her, but it turns out I was between her and the car seat. She never said anything. She just sat there watching me f**k her car.

That face you make when your truck matches your panties

CAN YOU SURVIVE FIVE NIGHTS AT DIDDY’S

WHO CAME FIRST?

When your date comes with instructions

Why Fonts Matter, 2022 edition. WELCOME TO ‘THE CLIT’ FOREST RECREATION AREA

THE ISRAELI FIRM WHO MADE THE EXPLODING PAGERS ALSO MAKE PRESSURE SENSITIVE PRAYER MATS! PROFITS ARE GOING THROUGH THE ROOF!

My wife asked me to name all the women I slept with. I probably should have stopped when I got to her.

Why tf I thought this was her neck

Woman sucks mans penis off

Shall I compare you to a summer day

WHY IS HAPPINESS SO ELUSIVE? BECAUSE YOU LOOK FOR IT IN THE FUTURE INSTEAD OF THE PRESENT.

FROM THE LIVER TO THE KNEE

My little brother: ‘I wanna be a racist when I grow up’ Me who told him that car racers are called ‘racists’ My mom My sister

Making A Diddler

Allah. The last pager. you will ever need

They are gonna make me gay aren’t they

Reid Southen @RahLL Rarely have I seen AI described so succinctly. Church of Jeff @jeffowski The underlying purpose of AI is to allow wealth to access skill while removing from the skilled the ability to access wealth. #ai #generativeAI

HOW TO CONFUSE THE FACEBOOK POLICE

Press: “Is Israel behind the exploding pagers??” Netanyahu: “so, i was raised in a middle class family…”

Give me one reason someone needs a AR 15

But they were, all of them, deceived, for another sauce was made. 😂 😂 😂

The vagina is just a butthole with wings

BYE BYE BOLLOCKS

“I don’t care who you are… you gotta admit the exploding pager thing took alot of balls!”

Blow Their Dicks Off

It gets worse the longer you look

IF YOU THINK YOUR JOB SUCKS REMEMBER. A HORSE MASTURBATER IS A REAL JOB.

I wake up, post spicy memes, commies get triggered, I laugh and laugh and laugh

When you die from the anxiety of something that actually turned out fine. Well Fuck @thedryginger

BAD BOY WORLDWIDE SPIRIT HALLOWEEN

“If the glove don’t fit, use lubricant.” – Diddy

Honey, don’t forget your pager

16 million dumb cunts

“Forget everything you learned in college, you won’t need it here” “But, I didn’t go to college” “Well then, you’re unqualified for this job” (confused unga bunga)

cum sock gets pregnant

SORRY ABOUT YOUR BALLS.

Mossad blowing up my pager your mom

Pagers bout to have party

YOU’RE FUCKED!

Jews blew my dick off

Blowing them up

Beep Beep Dick Lips

Collin Rugg @CollinRugg · 4h REPORT: Israel apparently intercepted the pagers from Taiwan that detonated in the pockets of thousands of Hezbollah fighters before they reached Lebanon. According to the New York Times, Israel tampered with the devices that Hezbollah ordered. They reportedly placed two Show more

Kama Kama Kama Kama Kama Chameleon!

My wife said she was exhausted and going to bed… then I get an email from Amazon saying thanks for your order

You About To MeetUp With 72 Goats In 3..2..1..🔥

“God please give me a sign for what to do with my life” TOWN & COUNTRY DRUGS

SORRY ABOUT YOUR BALLS.

My gf waking up: ‘I think this time you choked me a little too much, how long have I been passed out?’ Me:

“God please give me a sign for what to do with my life” TOWN & COUNTRY DRUGS

not pot of gold

Teacher: ‘Who did the Pearl Harbor bombing?’ ‘Correct!’

Allahu Akbar mutha fuckers

Orgy came too quick

Crazy after dick

Jews blowing dick off

What atheists will worship: Money, Random celebrity, Drugs. What atheists won’t worship: Creator of the entire universe

I’m not Haitian but I’ll eat your kitty

CALL WAITER, Auf der Heide blüht ein kleines Blümelein Und das heißt: Erika!, CALL TAXI, PET CHILDREN, PET DOG, REST

WHEN YOU HELP YOUR FRIEND… FIND SOMETHING DEEP IN THE PICNIC BASKET

my therapist gave me this and said, “that’s you”

Don’t wear next to grandma

This dude just dropped one song and dipped😂, Now he’s just somebody that we used to know

When you’re tired of people leaving their high-beams on, so you decide to blind them for the rest of their miserable life.

Drug Commercials

Ernie informs Bert who’s gonna give it to him

Dear Costco…I wouldn’t feel comfortable eating that in my home with the blinds closed..I damn sure wouldn’t eat it in public.

50 years from today someone will tear out this kitchen. And this cabinet which fills out an empty space will get the whole neighborhood on their feet. I wish I could travel in time to see the face expression of that poor guy that will pull the countertop off of that cabinet.

Diversity Tried to eat me

When Maureen’s husband asked her what she wanted for her birthday, and she said something to make her knickers wet, this wasn’t what she had in mind.

HORNEYTOWN Rd SR 1737, This sign has RFID and GPS tracking

Priest broke confession seal and told husband I cheated

BEWARE PICKPOCKET BEHIND CAUSING DANGER

CAS LIGHT AND COKE COMPANY. Just walked past your ex’s house

Someone in Portland has been planting pot plants in potholes.

The Left: “No one is eating people’s pets.” Which means we’re 1 week away from: “Why do you care that people are eating pets.” 3 weeks from: “Why eating pets is a good thing.” And 4 weeks from: “Refusing to eat pets is white supremacy.”

POV : YOU’RE GOING OUT MOM : Don’t be out late, don’t do drugs, don’t talk to strangers DAD : Don’t increase or decrease the population

Are you an ally

I BOUGHT SOME SHOES FROM A DRUG DEALER. NOT SURE WHAT THEY WERE LACED WITH, BUT I’VE BEEN TRIPPING ALL DAY.

MAN ROBBED OF GUN AT GUNPOINT GUNS DOWN GUN-ROBBER WITH SPARE GUN GUN THIEF I already took your gun Well you took one, yes. But what about second gun?

LITERALLY JUST COMPLETE THE SINGLE TASK YOU’RE SUPPOSED TO GET DONE SO YOU CAN ENJOY YOURSELF LATER

Life as an grown-up perfectly summed up… I just don’t understand, how am I still broke? All I do is go to work.

Shout out to the sidewalks for keeping me off the streets

“Tattoos are forever, don’t get anything stup…”

What are you? A haitian sandwich.

Sitting on the toilet after nutted in

“Sir. SIR.”

It’s ok to have lesbian friends, they all go back to factory settings after a few drinks.

Just because your lifestyle is disgusting doesn’t mean I am afraid of you

Just because your lifestyle is disgusting doesn’t mean I am afraid of you

THE SCIENTISTS ARE WORKING ON IT OF THE GAPS. Someday, oh someday, we will surely find a God-free materialistic explanation. Thy kingdomless come.

ATHEISM @dawrintojesus CHRISTIAN PRESUPPOSITIONS

My Haitian neighbor figuring out that Mittens had four lives left

if the coke aint this white i dont want it

Eats pussy like a Haitian

Kids when you having a conversation that has nothing to do with them.

Low-Carb Buns NT$183

Enter the wet t-shirt contest, they said. It will be fun, they said.

if u don’t see a man with his legs crossed…U got issues ✌️

MAN ROBBED OF GUN AT GUNPOINT GUNS DOWN GUN-ROBBER WITH SPARE GUN. GUN THIEF ‘I already took your gun’. ‘Well you took one, yes. But what about second gun?’

asians can be bad too

Friend: “How on Earth did your car pass inspection?” Your inspector:

English Breakfast, Haitian Breakfast, Declaration of Memes

when you’re playing with your pet fish and it bites your finger!

DON’T KID YOURSELF WOULD BE A GREAT NAME FOR A CONDOM COMPANY

Kamala Haitian Grill

Presidential Debate 2024

“Let them eat cats”

I Hope Her last Name Is Not Brick…

Introverts preparing to make a call – I can do this. Introverts during a call – I can’t do this. Introverts recovering from the call …

Me embarrassing my children with my tenuous grasp of their slang: Skibidi hawk tua, fellow gigachads. Mogging hard, or hardly rizzing?

Just because I turned water into wine, I’m not turning fat into fine! Go Workout!

EAT LESS KITTENS Vote Republican! Paid for by the Republican Party of Arizona. Not authorized by any candidate or candidate’s committee. AZGOP.com

@JudiciaryGOP Protect our ducks and kittens in Ohio!

Remember when illegal aliens who ate cats was fiction. Good times.

DO YOU SERIOUSLY CARE MORE ABOUT CATS THAN HAITIAN MIGRANTS Yes.

DON’T SNACK ON ME

CAT LIVES MATTER

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No one ate your cats | When I was president

Desperate Republicans Using AI to Generate Fake Photos of Donald Trump Saving Kittens. What’s even real anymore?

Garfield gets adopted by Haitians

Mom, can I sleep with you? I’m scared…! No, I can’t risk the monster following you into my room and killing me.

Portrait by Auguste Dominique Ingres (19th c.) | Before the internet existed, we thought that stupidity was due to a lack of information | Today we have to conclude it was NOT because of that

Mark Hamill in fantasy: [Image of Mark Hamill as Luke Skywalker with a lightsaber]. Mark Hamill in reality: [Image of Mark Hamill photoshopped into an Imperial officer uniform from Star Wars]

Her: so what are you into? Me: I love titties and doggystyle Her: I gotchu

CALIFORNIA: MISSING HIKER WAS HELD CAPTIVE AS SEX SLAVE TO 200-POUND FEMALE COUGAR – And that, my friends, is why you need to be PRECISE when you use a genie lamp

My favorite thing to do at school is… leaving

I guess they didn’t read the license plate

D*ck pics be waiting on you girls like… Sup Girl.. You like?.. Hi I want to **** With U

Well I guess we all know the best player on the team. Yep, number 25

Guys will never get to experience the pure ecstasy of farting from two holes simultaneously and that’s why we’re superior. 1:04 PM – 02 Aug 19

WAIT, SO PEOPLE CAN SAY WHATEVER THEY WANT? YEAH! OH! LET’S GIVE THEM GUNS! LMAO! THIS COUNTRY’S GOING TO BE LIT!

Me – Disney – Star Wars

BEFORE AFTER After investing in crypto for 6 months Steven lost $45,000

Louisiana police officer crashes after owl flies into patrol car, starts pecking at him on ktla.com/ORBXH And I’ll do it again

Let this one pass at 22 yard’s today. There was no way I was going to drag that fat bastard out.

I was initially planning on being a casual fan, but I thought, why not just let it consume my soul instead ELDEN RING

I love my wifs pussy

“So what do you want to name your company?”

When hairy guys shave only their pubes and leave the rest

Stay in this bathroom for 24 hours and get $75 Million. What you doin? 75 mil, ima know every roach personally ‘be careful with Benjamin bruh he got asthma’

Sounds like a cracking night

When you hit the piñata really hard and you hear a kid cry

my value isn’t based on my Sexual history

The environmentalist in me leaving my body when the straw starts to get soggy

Crazy Woman 1/2 MILE

Holy shit …I stumbled upon a flying fuck. …but guess what …. it still ain’t one of mine

Nyctophilia @Nyctophilia We have art so that we shall not die of reality. – Friedrich Nietzsche

Each day I understand the phrase ‘I’m getting too old for this’ on a deeper level

Just heard a crow called a Halloween Eagle. It has now been renamed

Her: Don’t nut yet Me:

I paid my rent so don’t ask me to come out. I’m at home getting my moneys worth

Incest for milk

MY BANK ACCOUNT AND MY LIVER LOOKING AT ME EVERY MONDAY MORNING 🤦‍♀️

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Finally going out with my Boo this weekend brandy Nothing wrong

When ads start popping up for stuff I just mentioned out loud

Freddy 73 Location Springwood OH Active 6 years ago About Freddy I love children so if

When your phones Face ID doesnt recognize you without make up ITS

What kind of weirdo likes being choked and slapped around

Lets offend everybody all at once Your Welcome Your Welcome Youre Welcome

Always check your childs homework before they hand it in POO AGE

I am so disciplined in my spiritual walk no sin can get

IM AT THE AGE WHERE THIS HOUSE DOESNT SCARE MEBUT THE THOUGHT

When I show her my laminated forklift certification card ngmemes

Good luck breeding those lions

Let the franchise go Kathleen You turned the fanbase against me You

When you get a friend request from a stranger Hello is it memes

This is even better than the dressGoator Bird

Your boss looking at you at a red light after you called

bout to get me some of that spookussy

I bought a 12 year old whiskey His mom was furious Captain

You enjoy the sex with me?

Task Manager Not RespondingFile Options Processes Performance App history Startup Users100you were

Now you want to give me a chance?

When youre trying to read the subtitles and watch the movie at

Replace a semicolon with a greek question mark in your

Having a bad day At least you didnt forget to put the

Calories in Pussy

My Favorite part of fall is when the mosquitoes go back to

Capn Crunch on his cereal box watching me stuff a ribeye steak

Perfect plates dont exi OF ZELDA

Apple and its adoption of the USB-C

This year thousands of men will die from stubbornness NO WE WONT

How to save money and have fun as an adult The Narcoleptic

THIS IS WHAT IT LOOKS LIKE WHEN I COMPLAIN TO JESUS ABOUT

WHEN YOURE DEAD YOU DONT KNOW YOURE DEADTHE PAIN IS FELT BY

sorry mom called you by accident no worries had you by accident

Facebook welcoming me as a new user My 216th account

Every time I see a security camera SS 100220 31HNV10

The gas pump Do you have a rewards card Do you want

When two of your baby mommas are fighting and their beer bellies

If your boss doesnt notice you missing 4 days during wartimeYou might

I HAD A FRIEND WHOSE JOB WAS TO CIRCUMCISE ELEPHANTSHE SAID THE

Me watching you get your EBT card outta your gucci purse

Did you know Cardi B has a sister whos an athletic trainerNo

Happiness is a state of mind 3rd 1

My neighbor woke me up at 7 AM cutting his grass When

Jonas and Sophie Turner to divorce after four years of marriage

it has an empty gas tank

Internet aint nothin but jokes We could be mid apocalypse this would

I drank pineapple juice before this date

MOMMY I REPORTED SOMEONE ON FACEBOOK TODAY WHOS A GOOD BOY

Samuel here I am El

SNACK TIME AT THE WHITE HOUSE PROPAGANDA

terrible way to run a business Natasha

Me getting ready to leave the house INTERNATIONAL BESTSELLERDealing With People You

See that black dude No not him the other one

That awkward moment when you lose all your cake by LMAOing too

AFTER FINDING OUT GEORGE LUCAS IS ON EPSTEIN

YOUR FAVORITE AUTHOR KILLS YOUR FAVORITE CHARACTER YOUR FAVORITE AUTHOR KILLS THEIR FAVORITE CHARACTER

MadonnaReady for next tour

Follow me for more interior decorating ideas

How everyone over 40 looks when they read

Pretending to be a good friend and take care of her after a breakup 45 mins later the actual intention all along

E=MC² P=ED⁰ @Darth.

Hmm tunnels you say And in New York interesting

Find a man who keeps you wet

The subway cashier watching you tap 0% for tip

when your salad keeps making jokes

My body dragging my soul into work on Monday

When you bend over for him and hear him spraying air freshener

Chick Fil a Popeyes Street Tacos

When caps lock is on and you use shift on the first letter

All I’m sayin is that if my dog got 3 Rabies VAX’s in a year & still got Rabies. I’d start asking some questions.

Why wont they stop talking

Non slick shoes

If you’re late for special ed is it okay for the teacher to call you tardy?

WTF is Robert Downey Jr dog doing

The adj for metal is metallic but not so for iron – which is ironic

Her profile pic. Her in real life

When you tell her to shave her pussy and then you wake up bald

replace a semicolon with a greek question mark EVIL CODE PRANK

Me getting all the groceries in one trip

college makes women woke obnoxious idiots

huge muffler guy – me trying to sleep

Be sure to start your day with a smile. – how I start my day

When he didn’t give you a warning and now you’re waiting for the towel

Giant weiner billboard

Walmart selling real skulls

Paying for rent in a monopoly game with sex

Guitar Pee Urinal

When i see someone who got seated after me get their food before me

Why do we always take this shortcut?

Lifes steps all frozen and slippery

Democrats when refugees go to red states – when they go to blue states

Protect the ones you love most

What you see – what she sees

Absent Father Action Figure

Friend Zone Level Infinity

Random Country: I found Oil! USA – goes military.

Uh .. Karen, thats not what I meant. woman blows buck

Congrats your sex addiction has been cured. But then the card declines.

Whatever this is we need to kill it before it lays eggs

Photoboming level: EXPERT

I’m at a place in my life where errands are starting to count as going out.

Hope Electric bill isn’t that high. – then its Meth head high

When you just took a spooky dooky and the water keeps rising when you flush

Do you ever see something and think: Wow that is violently American

What about their legs? They don’t need their legs?

So you wanna be a Skywalker? – Luke cuts off Ray’s hand

This guy just spins the earth till he arrives at his destination

Rent Ac Center stole guys furniture and now flexin

Dads pointing a stud finder at themselves

Fat woman ice cream cone – going straight to hell

He said to me, ” if you guess which finger i stick in your ass you get $100

dad shaved kids head to look balding – This little boy told his father he pierced his ear to look older

I’m leaving you – Is it because I act like I know everything? – yes – I knew it.

When a parent tells me that their kid is an angel.

When you become a uber driver and you drop off a dude at your girlfriends house

Sex doll so realistic it only wants to be friends

Let’s do a drone light show over a unconnected tribe and become their gods.

Was gonna iron my pants but ended up shitting them instead.

Why are vampires wealthy – If you have been alive for 200 years and still broke just step into the sun

Surprised that his balls even fit in there with him

We should try anal – fuck that shit – thats the spirit

He was a boy she was a girl

You did what with a dead girl?

How that one night stand walks by you in child support court

Freddy’s Tinder Profile

When you randomly zone out in a conversation and have no idea what was said to you

When you cut your hair but then regret it

Why doesn’t this happen while I’m Watching Porn

Who scares you most – Dylan

Me fighting off thirsty girls in my DM after they witness my majestic meme wizardry

How my brain works – utterly obsessed – uninterested

What Sithe Difference Between Being Hungry and Being Horny – Where You Put the Cucumber

Random guy in your DMs costume

Glass coffins will they be popular? Remains to be seen

Me defending my room after my parents say “it’s a mess in here how can you live like this!”

Roses are red Silver paper is called foil – Man breaks into a Burger King and drinks gallons of deep frying oil

me after playing 1 hour of red dead redemption

when you’ve got something interesting to say but topic just got changed.

House owner: I’d like to break both of my legs Architect: Say no more

Count Dooku about to get the dancing Paul Bearer treatment

When you almost posted that meme but remembered your guardian agent is watching

Strippers waiting for EMS to untangle the new girls balls from the pole

Write you a prescription for two testicles

50 years ago they will have flying cars in the future.

Big burger – mini burger – big soda – Minnesota

When someone who owes you money goes on vacation

When you looked hard for something

Switching milk with Elmer’s glue

The face that invented doggy style

Oprah Winfrey buying all the land in Maui

Flipping you off with my eyes – When someone says good morning.

Cone head duel – relationship goals

The real reason evolution started

In Jiu Jitsu you either win or you learn Me

See that marbling there? That would make a great steak. Everyone at the autopsy

When someone tries to repost my reposted meme – You’re trying to kidnap what I have rightfully stolen.

Is she showing her naked butt?

Do you wanna box for your leftovers? – Nah, I hate violence, you can have them.

Cutlery, Stablery, Scooplery

Those teenagers deserved it – change our minds

Disney dumping LGBTQ propaganda into everthing they do now adays

According to the map the kitchen is that way

DEMs want to specifically allow black hoodies in congress because

Statue looks like its got cum on its face

SpongeBob jerking off in the kids pool – bad hose placement

RIP Bro – she printed your cheating texts

Ancient Romans watching a guy mauled by a lion

Slutty girls are like Walmarts Everybody Enjoys Them But, when You’re Inside One at 4 Am You Think “i’m Glad. These Are Here

Jack – King – Off Switch

Go on – feel it – still grabs boobs

The tick when you finally pull it off your dog

Can’t stop looking at Looking at Medusas big boobs

Polar bear pic looks like a hairy penis pic

Wolf hiring the kool aid man – things just got real

Disappointed ancestors – Your ancestors watching you use GPS to get somewhere you’ve been to more than 20 times.

97% of scientists agree with whoever is funding them

The spiders in my house watching me put up spider decorations after Killing their brother

When you’re tag teaming a girl and your homeboy says “now put it in me bro”

When you have been acting like a freak in the DMs but she shows up and you freeze up like Mitch

Fence flipping off HOA

PE coaches now – PE coaches when I was in school

Dumping bag of coins in wishing fountain to make a wish

Glory Hole Pumpkin

god realizing that he’s going to have to listen to both smash mouth and jimmy buffet now

Pig being saved with big smile on his face

Ice cream that looks like a booty

So Daylight savings is not a bank?

Happy Meal Titties

How alcoholic workers look at junkie construction workers

Introverts realizing how they could have won a argument 4 years ago

When you go down on Medusa and find out she doesn’t shave.

getting beard fished

Getting ready to kill my bank account on Halloween decorations

Can I show you my penis now?

Take Memes personally and argue with strangers on the internet

Dude it’s barely September. Early Halloween

Mama didn’t raise no two trip looser

locksmith vs chastity belt

When the lady at McDonalds asks you to repeat your order

The look on my face listening to most of todays music.

First to download from cloud – Moses

Dolphins getting high – blowfish irony

bed sheets shaped like a coming penis

Concentrating on boobs memes

Proof it only takes 3 1/2 inches to please a woman

Where did you get those artifacts – we found them

Dress looks like a penis

What Do You Call an Anorexic With’a\yeast Infection?

Black Jesus turns water into Hennessy

Dark Humor is like food – not everyone get’s it

Judge Judy allows nasty posts

The predator see’s guy farting infrared

When your Muslim girlfriend invites you over for dinner

Women’s room is the kitchen

This is what happens when you hold your farts!

Fell face first into a guys ass – bad day at work

You said free crack?

Gitta F**K En All – Nina Agdal

EPIC Persistence. Is he dead yet?

Helen Keller was immune to flashbangs

Multiple choice questions be like

Pig screwing a cow – this is how bacon cheeseburgers are made

Thats not what I signed up for – When your offline game requires you to be online

Why did I do that – Two days ago, | named my Wi-Fi “Hack It If You Can” – and yesterday it was changed to Challenge Accepted

If Pompeii happened today – died taking butt selfie

When his tongue game is fire, but his & game is trash – EAT ME AND GO

The Price is Right’ Host Bob Barker Dead at 99 – My man got as close as possible without going over a dollar. Legend.

Lara Croft discovering a pack of “dinosaurs in a hidden cave that “evaded extinction unseen for 65 “million years

One does not simply Cat

God signed his name on turtle

Hidden unreasonable deliver fees.

When you find a pair of clean underwear in the back of the closet and can put off doing the laundry one more day

Donated his salary – donated your salary

Mike Hunt Whistles

You’re the bathtub to my toaster

Yeah you like that don’t you

Reminder of who you’re having sex with

I had fun once – it was awful

Got package in the mail – it had bubble wrap

If 10 times better than leading brand then why isn’t it the leading brand

Not sure if I actually have free time or just forgotten everything

Burned down the house to kill the spider

Know it all new Grad

Faking the workout

Catch-22 work needing work experience to get work

I’m not trying to hear any of that

When you’re jacking off and accidentally make eye contact with yourself in the mirror

yada yada yada lightbulb in the butt

Trans women ruining lesbian dating apps

Skeleton has fake boobs

First Gay President

good meal vs a good time

Lotion in the prayer position

Guy in front of me buying lottery tickets

How hung are you – oh wow

Antifa Cringe – basement revolutionary

Xi Jinping eating his dog

Cheating pregnant barbie with spouse abuse Ken

Grab my balls and kiss me

Christmas lights to light up the way to her vag

Corn in your poop

Guy stirs coffee with his penis

Dog humps fat pig – we all have that one friend

You talk a lot of shit for someone with such a flammable house

Client entitled to a side chick

House is buring down in blue as a gender reveal

Call the manager – sue them

Going to work – going to work to pick up paycheck

only use IE to download another browser

The most fucked up haircut and he puts it on a billboard

I wonder if life smokes after it fucks me

Passed out drunk with a drunk opossum and girl crying

AOC is stupid alligator meme

When the junkie chick realizes I traded her a baggie of pancake mix for butt stuff

rock bottom licking rock bottom

Fat lady drinking catsup

Vacuuming the grass – drugs

Plumber clogs the toilet back up after card declines

Wife buries me in landfill going extra mile

Baby hanging arm out mommys vagina

Remote control goes to moms vibrator

Hookers and Coke – won lottery hints

U can’t take hoes nowhere

Male and female chickens after mirage

pedophile tells on himself

Old Greta Thorburn still saying end of the world

Dog Interrogation. What the fuck is in your mouth?

Spellcheck is killing me

How many is a brazilian?

WHen you are 15 minutes from home and it’s touching cloth

Biden is the bad wheel

When the porno switches to the guy while you’re cumming

Dog with Grenade Revenge

Turtle DIck Tattoo

When you bask in the horrors of your own fart – Michael Myers

Things that are useless – ME – Excuse Me

I’m Joe Biden and I forgot this message

Oh fuck yeah spread it

Yeah I can multitask – guy peeing on bar floor while ordering drink

I have an advanced sense of humor – also pen – is

In Diana Jones And her Temple of Poon

A person not loyal to his country is a – democrat

Are you GAY? – no cockshot in your DMs

After you shot gun a six pack of Slim Fast

The line up for the 6th Covid Booster

Don’t go out with married women

When you try to fart but it turns into a captains log

X wing Penis Tattoo – terrible mistake

Meth Wedding – Seattle mirage ceremony

Moving in for the kill – I love fat bitches

Of this aint your idea of a perfect date night stay out my inbox. Huffing Farts

I bet an asshole sleeps in this tent

Drinking Mode Is Active – Phone Message Blocker

Subway – been waiting here for hours and still no train

When a relationship ends – Women vs Men – It looks the same but isn’t

How I trade on the stock Market – I Joined OnlyFans

I want to lick your sweet C till you swear your allegiance to the empire

When you see someone using your signature move

When I hear people say “we will NOT comply again!”

I build my own wall – but I’m safe – she thinks

Lost unicorn – if found please stop doing drugs

The letter G is a spinning arrow

Hey, surprise me and I will send nudes

Tell Wagner. I want them to know it was me. – Vladimir Putin

Climbing wall to pee

I want buns of steel – But I also want buns of cinnamon

Introverts preparing to make a phone call

When I say I’m living the dream this is what I’m referring to

When you arrive at the gym and its no gi class

Don’t matter what … guys want to F@xK

This is what happens when we drain pumpkins of their pumpkin spice, think twice before you order that latte

When you keep dying at the exact same spot in a game

Hi – I’m eating some chips – want some? dick through pringles

When your kids teacher recommends him for special education but you’ve been doing all his homework.

Leonardo Dicaprio when he gets on the internet and sees he makes up 90% of the memes

The steak is so black it asked me for a Newport

What the hell is that

Hey look – my ex opened a bar – old cunt

Something I’ve been putting off for weeks that wouldn’t take me longer than 15 minutes

Honey the car is getting hot- what should I do – tell the car you have a headache

Share if you love your mother

Todays seven year old have phones and xbox – me at 7

When your girl tells you she’s out with her friends but you’re out with her friends

Wheels on a shopping cart be like

When someone says don’t be anxious and your anxiety is cured

How to confuse a Facebook Snitch

Why do you post so many memes – Are you not entertained?

Me getting my degree – Me leaving University – All the things I learnt

Freddy Krueger after being in my dreams – You need to get some help boy, you can’t go on like this

Snow White – Evil Quees who is jealous of her looks – sorry I’m a bity confused

No! This is MY dinner. You can’t have it. – My Dog

Hey He Man! Whats the difference between a joke and two dicks

Scotty, don’t beam me up yet. I’m taking a Shiiiiii

When you dump $50 worth of Slayer into the Applebee’s Jukebox

You know what they call a cigarette in Great Britain? – What?

This is the longest road in the world that someone can walk – My Dad – thats the path I used to take to school.

Kids coach – ref who missed takedown points. – 7 year old doing their first tournament.

When you wake up from a dream that was 1000 times better than your own life

When you are at your EX’s funeral and they allow you to speak first – Ain’t God Good

Cougar Barbie – she smokes, will drink you under the table and probably knows your dad

Me 3 hours into trying to sleep begging my grain to stop overthinking

When you are already irritated and your jacket catches on a door handle

Help, I’m trying to kill Medusa, but the clap of my asscheeks keeps alerting the Gorogons

When you’re fingering her and she says “go faster I’m bout to cum”

Reading the old testament when I was younger vs reading it now

Anything woke – me

When the uber driver is sketchy but everybody’s too drunk to care

The tag of my shirt is touching my neck – my brain

When the gas station is out of Pall Mall Menthol Lights

When she’s not responding to your “hey gorgeous” DMs, so you move to Plan B.

Big Spider in Coffee

OMG It Happened – The Shit Hit The Fan

Keith Richards teaching Willie Nelson how to play the guitar

Can’t expect God to do all the work

for 250 an hour I will pose as a couples therapist & convince your loved one they are wrong about everything

How much do you hate me? Joffrey Much

She lusted after lovers with genitals as large as a donky’s and emissions like those of a horse. – Ezekiel 23:20

All I did was run away with her phone

When you tell a joke so funny, HR wants to hear it

You get what you deserve – I left the love of my life because i thought i could do better

I’m willing to smash that trash – When she’s hot as fuck but you know she’s a dumpster fire

Roses are red, bitcoin is a token, im sorry sir, but

Music Charts – Oliver Anthony coming through

What the hell is going on here?

white people with a fish they caught is at least as old as ancient Scythia

And 11pm – 2am – 4am – 8 min before my alarm

All dogs go to heaven – Cerberus pissed

Me when someone is too cheerful in the morning

When someone asks what my pronouns are

Is sand called sand because its between sea and land

I have good news and bad news – Waldo

Gold digger Barbie. Cause that dream house and pink corvette aint cheap

That amazing feeling waking up to a blow job, then remembering your serving six months for possession

Walmart Explains Bidenomics

When you see me at work and I say “living the dream” – this is the dream I’m referring to

When she expected an apology and she hears the Playstation turn on

Are you excited about Halloween? Me

100% of men missed the Oreo cookie

Me reading Lord of the Rings. Its been three pages. Stop describing the tree

You know where I can get a toupee? Not off the top of my head

The cashier watching me put no tip

Darling please pass me the hair dryer

When you fart in a asile at the store and you walk away hearing the screams of your victims

I just want to read some books to your children

Low carb mousse made with alvacodo and cocoa powder

You cant do this to they

Women in the 1600s – the church

Me waiting for the bartender to notice me

Let me know before you cu …. gggghhhhhaaaagggg

FBI agent laughing at my meme and saving it to his personal hard drive before adding me to the watch list

Kid Licking Snot

Horror movies, shitty storyline, bad acting, horrible screenplay … BOOBIES

He’s in a better place now

What are they watching?

Just whip it out

Chair. So there I was minding my own business

Thanks come again. No its toothpaste

Cockroot revenge

When the home intruder realizes your alarm is playing let the bodies hit the floor

meh… he’s an average guy. OMG you’re stunning. YASS MY QUEEN.

1950: I bet we will have flying cars. 2023: Alexa! Turn my asshole green

When the code is a mess but it’s working anyway

Its funny because the guy is looking eagerly through the blinds waiting for his evil trap to spring

guy looking back at the sweedish girl soccer player

What do you mean I’m too controlling. You herd me.

Folding chair justice league

I don’t have red flags. I have fun facts.

The folding chair signal

Because women need eye candy too

Megan Rapinoe gets new job with Galatic Empire Training Storm Troupers to Shoot

I got “I love you tattooed on my cock this morning.

Anyone under 80

The waiter at olive Garden grating parmesan: “Just let me know when”

This cat looks more like Ron Perlman than Ron Perlman

When she blames the dryer for her clothes not fitting and you say “I think it was the fridge”

Kicked me out of church because I yelled “Fuck the Devil.” I thought he hated this MF

Scientists discover winged spiders

Look, all I want is a chance to waist your time. Thats all I’m asking for

If build back better was a canoe trip

When you are going 15 over the speed limit and see a cop behind the bushes

The proper way to pump gas in St Louis MO

The perfect coach holiday doesn’t exist – Hookers and 8 Balls

Yah! After years of hard work I’ve finally reached middle class. I SAID YOU POOR!

If you thought the same thing as me we should be friends. By the way its a mushroom.

We all grew up watching their films

When you pick up a snail and put it somewhere else

When Male Athletes can’t win in competitive mens sports

I hope that aint my sandwich leaving

Breaking: Lawrence County woman arrested, charged with bludgeoning spouse with revolver after missing him with all six shots

Tupperware after you put spaghetti in it

When youre 10 dangs, 20 yups, wows, and 8 man that’s crazys, and they still won’t stop talking

Missippis literacy program shows improvement

When she tells you to go lock the door

Kanye got himself his own Pete Davidson

When somebody says you look like your daddy

Her profile picture, When you see her at Walmart

I’m not leaving until I see who walks outta this house

The he aint got no money hug

They gotta count my wings in front of me

When mom said quit making that face or it’ll stay that way but you didn’t listen

When you’re at the liquor store and the guy standing next to you grabs But Light too

Jesus after lifting my sins

When the DJ poses with al the girls in the club

Guys vs girls asking if they are fat

How Lions see Zebras

Time to make Easter Eggs

Getting My Tax Return – Car Trouble

When the maintenance light comes on but you don’t have any money.

WYD? – Nothing Why? – Incoming Call

What kind of math does the food delivery services use.

When your baby momma can’t stand you but your son looks just just like you.

How I feel when I have to scroll down to the year I was born.

Planting fake fossils to give some future biologist short glimmer of hope before carbon dating it

When she cheated on you but you give her another chance

Switch to the fast lane and then go 50 miles per hour

The most American grocery store aisle I have ever seen in my life

When you are having stomach problems and you get that one fart which makes all the pain go away

I’m not responsible for your imagination

When ur friend about to do something stupid but u kinda wanna see whats gonna happen

Hodor Hold the Door

Men in the past, Men Today

Cyclists pissing off other road users since 1900

Unknown forest where home depot sources their 2X4s

How was I born, Well your mommy was real drunk

God watching me activate my 4WD after a group of protestors start banging on my hood

Watching the Roman Empire Collapse Again

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